- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to even

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to get arrested

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to only see glass.

the power to misspell

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Pointless Super Powers