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The power to survive at absolute zero
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to read your own mind
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the power to jizz money
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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.
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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will
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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.
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The power to extend your pinky toe
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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.
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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity
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The power to lose all your limbs
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the ability to only crap while on a toilet
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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.
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The power to die,but only if your alive!
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the power to turn retarted
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the ability to levitate
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The power of attracting fired bullets
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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers
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the ability to make your eyes pop out.
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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries
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The power to make dead batteries appear.
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The power to know the end of every movie ever.
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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!