- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive at absolute zero

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to read your own mind

the power to jizz money

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to turn retarted

the ability to levitate

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers