- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to die

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to be born again

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

The ability to die instantly

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to (place useless super power here)

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

Pointless Super Powers