The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to die

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to think of food

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!