- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to make water expire.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to catch em' all

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

Pointless Super Powers