The power to get arrested

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to write comic books

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to die at will

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!