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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time
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The power to think oppositely
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The power to (place useless super power here)
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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The power to ignore useful information
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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.
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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.
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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
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The power to crap without pissing.
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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet
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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day
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The Superpower to sleep at night.
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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers
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The power to smell inside of your own butt.
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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.
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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.
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the power to fail at everything you do
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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.
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the power to eat cheese 24/7
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the power to change people socks on command
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!