The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to see oxygen.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!