- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to never come into existence

Power to freeze ice.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power of having two left hands.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

Pointless Super Powers