The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to misspell

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to look TV

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!