The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to make water expire.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!