- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

Pointless Super Powers