power to fart through your mouth

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!