The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to catch em' all

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the ability to see through air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!