An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!