- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the power to misspell

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers