- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Power to sleep without eyelids

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to absolutely nothing

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to make water expire.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers