- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to self destruct

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be born again

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to turn retarted

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the ability to levitate

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

Pointless Super Powers