The ability to count to potato

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to self destruct

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to die

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to be born again

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!