- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to rotten food.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to die

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to read your own mind

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to die instantly

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

Pointless Super Powers