- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to die

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to die instantly

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to turn retarted

The power to create a pointless superpower

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to touch your toes

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to lower your own ego.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

Pointless Super Powers