- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bread toast!

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to eat three times a day.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to turn retarted

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power of hindsight

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

Pointless Super Powers