- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to not get shit d*ck

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to get extra homework

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Pointless Super Powers