- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to die

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to die instantly

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to bread toast!

The power to poop standing up

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

Pointless Super Powers