The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to die

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!