The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!