The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!