The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to poop glue.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to write comic books

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!