The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to think of food

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to kill you self.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Nothing

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to eat socks

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to police irony

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!