The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to die at will

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The Power to Power

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!