The power to think oppositely

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to change people socks on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!