the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to fly in space

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!