The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!