The power to eat your own head.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power... to move you.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!