The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The Power to Power

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!