The power to swim on land.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to not care.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!