The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have gravity.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!