The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to think oppositely

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to write comic books

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the power to change people socks on command

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!