The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to see oxygen.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!