- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

The power to never come into existence

Power to freeze ice.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to rotten food.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Pointless Super Powers