The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!