The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the ability to see through air

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!