- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bread toast!

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

the ability to levitate

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to summon a pen, once

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to not finish your....

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Pointless Super Powers