the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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power to fly when your underwater

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cry acid tears

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the ability to see through air

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!