75% levitation

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to even

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!