The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to die

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The power to think of food

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to buy free things.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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75% levitation

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!