The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!