The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Nothing

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!