The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!