- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to ejaculate at command

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to think oppositely

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to get arrested

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Pointless Super Powers