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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them
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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over
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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.
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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart
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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.
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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)
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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders
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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land
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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes
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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full
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The power to have a invisible boat mobile
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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.
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the power to fly in space
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The power to eat your own head.
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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.
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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.
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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.
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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor
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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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The powers to blink at the speed of light
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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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the power the convince people if they agree
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!