- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to rotten food.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to die instantly

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to turn retarted

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

Pointless Super Powers