The power to convert metric to imperial

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to autocorrect your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

thumb_up thumb_down +115

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

thumb_up thumb_down +113

mint berry crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +111

75% levitation

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to bypass capcha codes

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to jizz money

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The ability to die instantly

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!