- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to die instantly

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to turn retarted

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to create a pointless superpower

the ability to levitate

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power of hindsight

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers