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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp
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the power to stop masturbating every day
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.
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The power to wish you had a power
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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody
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the power to think of useless super powere like this one
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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!
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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.
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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability
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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch
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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park
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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything
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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it
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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.
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the power to open doors that are unlocked
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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything
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the power to summon a massive midget
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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June
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the power to shape shift to yourself
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.
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The ability to change the color of your poop
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!