The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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75% levitation

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!