the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to misspell

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The power to only see glass.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!