- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to not care.

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to be more human than most people.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to have gravity.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

the power to make faces at the blind

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to animate condiments

The power to be gay on command.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

Pointless Super Powers