- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to control weather on Mars

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Pointless Super Powers