The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!