The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be more human than most people.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!