The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!