The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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I'm a giant di

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to eat socks

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the ability to die on command

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to police irony

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!