- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to bread toast!

the ability to die on command

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to shit on the ceiling

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to change people socks on command

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

Pointless Super Powers