The ability to look at someone and die.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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lol

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to write comic books

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to die at will

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!