- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

the power to animate condiments

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

Pointless Super Powers