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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!