The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!