The Power to Power

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power... to move you.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!